I've read a couple posts recently where bloggers have listed things about themselves that we didn't know. I think that's a kewl idea BUT I have no idea what it might be that anyone would want to know about me. So, here's an open invitation...if there's anything you'd like to know about me...ask :-) As long as it doesn't relate to that one night in Juarez, Mexico....I'll probably answer!
Homo Sapien Version 2.0
Not that I think there is anything wrong with the way we are now, but I do have a few upgrade ideas if a Version 2.0 is in the works!
1. Detachable arms...would make sleeping so much more comfortable.
2. An eyeball...with a VERY tough lid...on each index finger...would make finding things in pockets and purses much easier.
3. Adjustable size breasts and penises....make them smaller while playing sports, trying to work, or just when they are in the way...make them bigger when the situation calls for it :-)
4. Nipples on butt cheeks...would add a whole new dimension to slow dancing !!!
5. Brain on/off switch...for those times that you're sooooo tired of thinking but your mind won't stop racing
What upgrades would you like to see?