Sorry, lost my train of thought there for a minute...seems to happen frequently these days :-)
Here we go.....
21. Chances are pretty good that Mondays are just gonna suck.
22. Many of the mistakes I've made could have been avoided if I had just listened to my Mom.
23. The best thing about being fat is that I can eat whatever I want, I'm already fat!
24. 2 + 2 doesn't always equal 4...especially if Jumble Mash is your daughter ;-)
25. The public doesn't always need to know everything.
26. There is a huge spectrum of gray in my life...very little black and white.
27. Soft toilet paper may be mankind's best invention.
28. Maturity is soooooooooooooo overrated.
29. No matter how big your house is, you'll never have room for all your crap
30. Forgiving is hard but worth the effort
........more to come.