Old Age and Wisdom, Part 3

This is turning out to be harder than I thought...I mean, I must have learned at least 50 things in 50 years (actually 49 years and 358 days...more or less)!  Guess I'll have to think a little harder.  Did I mention that my day pretty much sucked?  Had two major items I wanted to get finished at work, guess how many got finished?  Right, the big goose egg, zip, zilch, nada....because I got pulled into a two hour meeting about a topic I don't really have any interest in and my opinions have no impact upon....but I sat there and doodled like a good little sheep!

Sorry, lost my train of thought there for a minute...seems to happen frequently these days :-)

Here we go.....

21.  Chances are pretty good that Mondays are just gonna suck.

22.  Many of the mistakes I've made could have been avoided if I had just listened to my Mom.

23.  The best thing about being fat is that I can eat whatever I want, I'm already fat!

24.  2 + 2 doesn't always equal 4...especially if Jumble Mash is your daughter ;-)

25.  The public doesn't always need to know everything.

26.  There is a huge spectrum of gray in my life...very little black and white.

27.  Soft toilet paper may be mankind's best invention.

28.  Maturity is soooooooooooooo overrated.

29.  No matter how big your house is, you'll never have room for all your crap

30.  Forgiving is hard but worth the effort

........more to come.