Theory vs. Fact

It is so friggin' cold here I saw a penguin wearing a coat!  I hope everyone that's stuck in this weather is finding a way to keep warm and toasty.  Jumble Mash and BF came up for a while today...I think I may have dropped her one time too many when she was a baby :-)  I filed her taxes for her but was unable to convince her that the refund should be deposited in MY account...she's very protective of her money!!!

I'm gonna share one of my favorite "dirty" jokes...so I imagine I need to start with a warning and disclaimer...THIS IS A DIRTY JOKE...JOKE being the key word!  If you are easily offended...I'm sorry...not for the joke but that you're easily offended :-)

Dad comes home from work one evening and walks by Junior's bedroom.  He sees Junior working on his homework with a perplexed look on his face.

Dad asks Junior if something is wrong.

Junior replied "Well today in science class the teacher tried to explain the difference between a theory and a fact, but I just really don't understand"

Dad thinks for a moment and then says, "I think I can help clear this up with a little experiment"

"Junior, I want you to go ask you sister this question...If a complete stranger offered you 500,000 dollars to have sex, would you do it?"

So Junior runs off and asks his sister and without hesitating she says "Hell yeah I'd have sex with a stranger for 500,000 dollars!"

Junior runs back and tells Dad, "Yeah Dad, she says she would"

Dad then tells Junior, "Now, go ask your mother the same question"

Junior asks his Mom and she seriously considers the question before answering "Junior, I'm embarrassed to admit that yes I would...that money would mean a lot to the future of our family"

Junior reports back to Dad, "Yeah Dad, Mom says she would have sex with a stranger for 500,000 dollars"

Dad says "Well Junior, there you have it...in theory we're sitting on a million dollar business but in fact we have two whores in the house!"

I hope everyone has a great weekend :-)