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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Pretty scary in here...

Shouldn't the Department of Corrections actually be called the Department of Mistakes?  And if I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today....shouldn't that make me retired?  Is the nurse with the dirty knees the head nurse?  Do green M&Ms really make you horny?  If it's my kidney, why can't I sell it on ebay?  Am I the only one that noticed that Bugs Bunny was an unusually large rabbit...and could talk?  How did the guy (or girl) get away with naming a planet uranus?   ....just a few questions that ran through my mind today!



And they wonder why I can't get anything done!!!  With important questions like those running through my head all the time, how can I possibly concentrate on something as trivial as work?

29 comments:

The Empress said...

Of course you are being productive by posing ever important questions for inquiring minds. ...I love m&m's but can't say that any particular color is bestowed with any special powers.

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

Empress...me too but then I'm a fan of just about anything chocolate!

Mynx said...

too many questions....lol.
Makes my poor little head hurt.
Just pass that chocolate over and no one gets hurt

Bouncin' Barb said...

How do I get me a bag of nothing but green m&m's? Make that 2.

On My Soapbox said...

Pass the Excedrine Migraine!

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

@Mynx....chocolate cures all ills

@Barb....check ebay :-)

@Soapbox...the bottle is within arms reach :-)

Out of My Mind said...

This could be a new meme. It could be done in categories, lets say teeth for example.

*What do eye teeth actually see?
*If you have had your wisdom teeth pulled what does that say about you?
*How many boats can sail down a root canal?
*Do we only need to cap our teeth in the wintertime?
*If I get a crown does that make me a monarch?
*Have they ever struck oil when drilling?
*How come I feel so empty right after a filling?
*And by the way *How come a filling does not taste like pie?

Just thought I'd ask! kt

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

@kt...did you go to the dentist today?

G said...

I've often wondered about who named Uranus too...

Odie Langley said...

I have the same problem.

Jimmy said...

Whats even more scary is when you see Bugs Bunny eating Green M&M's :^0

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

@G...I think it was the one astronomer with a sense of humor :-)
@Odie...they just seem to pop in there!

@Jimmy...that would explain why bunnies reproduce so fast!!

Copyboy said...

Wow! It's catchy. Now the stuff is in my head.

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bruce said...

i am happy that i don't ahve that much in my head...

i would get nothing done..

good questions tho'!

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Starlight said...

You raise so many interesting questions. And I totally understand why you can't get anything done at work; this things are much more important and finding the answer to the one of them would be significant for the whole human kind :)

caterpillar said...

I agree Dad, now that you've asked these questions...how am I going to concentrate on trivial things as work, when I am thinking through them...:)

Bubbles said...

You should have phoned in sick to do your research since its more important.... especially if you'd eaten a bag of green m&ms I don't think you want to be around anyone either.

On Monday when I went shopping with my sister, she took my niece to the pet shop to see the rabbits. I always imagined I'd see small cute little furry things but the ones they had were huge, one even said that if you decide you want it, you have to go home and have a 24 hour cooling off period (it was even bigger then a cat!). So part of your questions answered there but maybe you have special powers that can understand bugs bunny as I couldn't :P.

becca said...

omg my worst fear just became reality Pop Quiz oh no i didn't study was to busy eating green M&M's

Jumble Mash said...

Ok you talking about a nurse with dirty knees cancels out boyfriend knowing I have boobs.

Jax said...

Those are some interesting, funny questions :D how do you come up with this stuff?

Sandra said...

I think we may share a brain...

The Adorkable Ditz said...

Head nurse!!!!

XD

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Doria said...

All great questions, make sure you update us when you get the answers. It is odd that Bugs Bunny was such a big bunny. And he talks!

Mrs. Hyde said...

Please don't get me started. It's already chaotic in my head.

Krissy said...

You ARE retired, Chief. Though you will always be the Chief. :) Those are some great thoughts, and the M&M's making you horny just reminded me of something I need to post about!

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

@Copyboy...I'm just trying to share the strangeness that is me :-)

@Bruce...it's tough to stay focused!

@Starlight...it is a burden :-)

@caterpillar...I am a detriment to productivity

@Bubbles...24 hour cooling off period to buy a rabbit!!! We barely do that to buy a handgun :-)

@becca...gotta love those green ones ;-)

@JM...nope!!!

@Jax...no effort required...it's just there

@Sandra...I don't mind sharing a brain with you...but will you let me use it once in a while ???

@Adorkable....mmmm hmmm

@Doria...don't hold your breath waiting for answers...I have a hell of a lot more questions than answers

@Mrs. Hyde....I bet it would be fun to wander around in your mind for a while :-)

@Krissy...lol, I need to re-retire!!!

Krissy said...

Chief... You might want to after you see how SD corrupted your daughter today. :) I had to do that since I said I was going to tell on him. Don't have a heart attack or anything! I'll be there to give you mouth to mouth.

Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com said...

@Krissy....I'm gonna ground her from reading blogs!!! Hmmm, mouth to mouth might be a good thing :-)