If worms carried guns, birds wouldn't screw with them!
If you want to throw the baby out with the bath water, you better be pretty strong! The average bath tub holds 42 gallons (159 liters) of water. A gallon of water wieghs 8.35 pounds (3.78 kg)...so, to throw the baby out you would have to lift 350.7 pounds (159 kg)....(don't get wrapped up in all the "what ifs"...like the tub wouldn't be full....just go with it)
Why in the world would a woodchuck chuck wood?
If you tried to count your chickens before they were hatched....wouldn't you be counting eggs not chickens? Is there a rule for that?
Why do many hands make light work? It only takes one to flip the light switch!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder...so I'm gonna leave so you can love me :-)
28 comments:
Why would you wanna throw a baby out? Is that like some old person saying? LOL JK You arent old. I love you
You would count eggs. I knew it! This was fun. Go see the picture your daughter drew for me on my blog.
That was a lot of fun my friend.
Dad......deep questions....really! :D
@JM...get in the tub!!!
@Barb...she's quite talented!
@Odie...my brain is just about fried...I needed something fun
@caterpillar...my depth knows no bounds !!!
Very true, counting chickens before they hatch will result in egg counting, and with this said does the fact that you are egg counting because the chicken hasn't hatched answer the "which came first, the chicken or the egg" question.
wow loved this your mine is a virtual playground of random thoughts.
love the post! have you seen the commercial with the woodchucks chucking that old mans wood into the lake, flippn hilarious!
Enlightening. I never put stock in the chickens, eggs thing. If you read the fine print, wait, as I was typing this, I saw your reply to Odie and I did not have the heart to go any further.
too funny! i'd be counting my eggs, too.
i may have learned something.
but i am not sure...
but you did make me LOL!
Chief, put the crack pipe down. Back away slowly.... ;-)
Yeah some sayings are just weird.
But the last one was cute.
The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps
absence also makes the heart wonder because you've been away too long so be careful :P
lol I wanna be inside your mind....what a party we would have!
I always miss you :)
I think you need a brain scan...not for the reason you might think...what's in there needs to be recorded for posterity as you are...(can't think of a word to put here)
uniquely funny! kt
lol with the GF absence really does have the heart grow fonder :)
Very fun...thanks for sharing.
Your on my table at the next quiz night :)
@Jimmy...to deep for me bud :-)
@becca...I am a font of useless knowledge
@Doria...yeah...I love that commercial
@ib...thanks bud, I appreciate it :-)
@Teresa...I think we need to update some of those old sayings
@bruce...I knew you'd be impressed with the bathtub math!
@Soapbox...100% drug free!!!
@Adorkable...thanks
@Bubbles....no one here to worry about
@lyndylou...c'mon in sweetie ;-)
@kt...if I had a brain scan it would come back negative
@G....I am saving up for a gf!
@colenic...thanks
@twilight...at your service ma'am
That was quite entertaining :D
Where would the worm conceal his weapon? Do I even want to know?
LOl definatley countng eggs
I meant all of us
@Jax...glad I could entertain :-)
@Mrs. Hyde...good question!
@Yesterday...me too
@Bubbles...got it :-)
I'm not even going to try and answer any of those questions because I'm pretty sure I would then be expected to use my mind. If people think I've wasted it, they leave me alone.
As for that first longest word in the English language, just trying to say it could cause serious injury. And yes, you are loved...in the blogging sense of the word anyway. Seriously, seeing your name around the blogosphere makes me smile.
@Sanda...what a sweet thing to say...thank you!
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