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Monday, November 29, 2010

Monday, Monday

I've had a migraine since I woke up yesterday...my dryer broke late last night so I had to take off part of today to get it fixed, since my underwear weren't dry yet...the U.S. Mail has apparently delivered three different packages of mine (yes, christmas gifts) to the wrong house but they assured me they will ATTEMPT to get them back tomorrow...why wouldn't the people who got them have already tried to get them back to the mailman???  But Big Sis and Li'l Sis came up for a while, we went to Walmart and out for Chinese so all in all it was a good Monday.

Since most of y'all are women...and yes, I do love the attention...as a public service, I hereby offer to field any question you ever wanted to ask a man but were afraid to ask...as long as you don't tell the guys...I don't want to lose my secret decoder ring or have them change the secret handshake :-)

I have determined that after 49 years and 10 months what I have learned about women is about equal to a popcorn fart in a wind storm!!!

C'mon Tuesday...what do ya have in store for me ???

11 comments:

Krissy said...

Wow, now you are going commando to convince us you are sexy? :) Well, I'll have to think about what I always wanted to ask a man, but since you are "followed" by mostly women and you claim to not know anything about us (AHEM!.. ain't buying it!), is there anything you'd like to ask us?

Jumble Mash said...

Ok...why OH why do guys think once they are in a relationship they can just quit trying to impress the girl?

Krissy said...

Okay, I'll ask it.. I have no shame. Why do guys always have their hands either in their pants or on their appendage? Does it seriously need adjusted that much? C'mon! I mean we have two appendages on our chests that don't need adjusted all day and while we sleep. Is it seriously a sexual thing or a "just cuz you can" sorta thing? Just asking.. cuz you said to. :)

Bursts of Bubbles said...

Its why they are called Manic Mondays... everything and anything goes wrong, you feel rushed off your feet... might as well just stay in bed!

As for questions... hmmm... I'll see if I can think of something

Jess said...

1. Do y'all REALLY think about sex every 13 seconds?
2. Do you automatically appraise a woman's hotness when meeting her for the first time (or standing in line, in a restaurant, etc.)?
3. Do you secretly like chick flicks?
4. Is the toilet lid thing really that widespread an epidemic? Every male who's ever lived in my house (grandpa, dad, brother, hubs) - with the exception of my grumpy old father-in-law - has always put the lid down without any fussing on the women's part.


That's all I can think of off-hand, but give me time, and I'll give you a list. Seriously, you shouldn't have opened this can of worms.

becca said...

i think i just heard men everyehere scream no don't tell our secrets

Dad said...

@becca...don't tell on me, please :-)

Bouncin' Barb said...

Wow, you asked for it this time didn't you? Put yourself right on the firing squad! You are a brave soul. Seriously, ,may your headache be gone and your shorts dry over night to bring you a wonderful day on Tuesday!

Dad said...

@Barb....I ain't skeert....much ;-) Thanks for the well wishes...headache is still here but it was a good day.

Mynx said...

Just got here. Why wont guys ever ask for directions call a tradesman or read instructions?

lyndylou said...

Why do men have to flick through all the tv channels constantly? Do they have a small attention span? And why to they think it is cool or funny to fart at will, any time, any place, anywhere? And what is this thing they have about gadgets?

So many questions and so little time! lol