1. People that try to make themselves look good by making others look bad...one word...karma.
2. That I have no hips...I must pull my pants up a thousand times a day...I may have velcro implanted to keep them in place.
3. That the media thinks we are so stupid that they have to provide us with an opinion...I mean really, news casters are just actors that aren't smart enough to remember a script !!!
4. Childproof caps....urghhhhh
5. The person that uses the last paper on the roll...and doesn't tell anyone
6. The fuzz that gets in my bellybutton...it's not even the same color as my shirt...where does it come from?
7. When the thought is so crystal clear in my mind but when I say it, the person hearing it gets a completely different message :-(
8. That coffee doesn't taste anything like it smells
9. That random women do not recognize the sexiness oozing from my pores ;-)
10. That the chances of me becoming Grand Pubah of the World...so I can fix 1-9 above...are getting slimmer every day!